Welcome to My About Page!

Hello! My name is Tekas. I am a passionate coder, retro web design enthusiast, and lover of all things early-internet.

This page is a little throwback to the good old days of the internet, where glowing text, hit counters, and guestbooks reigned supreme.

More About Me

Full Name:	Tekas D. Bonger
Location:	10th Ring, Saturn
Occupation:	Drug dealer ;p
Hobbies:	HTML coding, retro gaming(my computer can't handle new games), jogging, collecting body organs
Favorite Quote:	“doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors.”